Introduction

There are innumerable Vaikuntha planets, and in each planetthere is a predominating deity who is an expansion of Visnu. He hasthree expansions, and then there are the quadruple expansions, andthen there are servants and devotees. In this way the Vaikunthaplanets are full of activity. The top of Vaikuntha, before onereaches Goloka, the gateway to Goloka is Ayodhya. In Ayodhya is LordSri Ramacandra, and Laksmana, Bharata, Satrughna, Sumantra, Dasaratha,Kausalya, all these characters we find in Ramayana are eternalcitizens of this Ayodhya. And from this planet Lord Ramacandraexpands into His Rama-avatar, through milk ocean Visnu, KsirodakasayiVisnu. In every Treta-yuga there is Rama-avatar. One may think, "Ohthat must be boring. Every time the same activity." But it is neverboring. How many times have we heard these Ramayana stories, butstill when someone is reading Ramayana, everyone comes. To hear isnot boring, so to experience it can't be boring at all. That is theproof. Ramayana has been heard generations and generations. In allcountries. In Indonesia they have their Ramayana. In Malaysia theyhave their Ramayana. In Thailand, even in Jamaica and Africa. Justa little bit different for every culture. Indonesian Ravana is a bigcrocodile, and they carry him on sticks. In Bangkok, Thailand allthe roads are names Rama 1, Rama 2, Rama 5 etc. So the purpose ofthe avatar is described in Brahma-samhita: lilayatena bhuvananijayaty ajasram / govindam adi-purusam tam aham bhajami. The livingentities have forgotten their relation with Krsna. And they havebeen conquered by maya, illusory energy. Krsna bahirmukha haya bhogavancha kori / nikata stha maya tare japatiya dhare. The conditioned soul has been caught by maya. The Lord comes to reconquer them. That is the mission of the avatar incarnation of the Lord.

Chapter 1: Dasaratha`s desire for a child

Ramacandra appeared in the Iksvaku dynasty. He is known as IksvakuKuladhana. Kula means "dynasty" and dhana means "property" or"valuable jewel." So he is the jewel of the Iksvaku dynasty.Dasaratha was known as such because he could fight in ten directionssimultaneously. Dasaratha was such a great fighter that sometimesIndra would summon for him when there was a fight with the demons.So Dasaratha would go to the heavenly planets and fight with thedemons. And these demons were so expert with maya, they wouldcreate darkness, expand into various forms etc. So Dasaratha wouldfight in ten directions, and when you looked at his ratha, hischariot, it would look as though there were ten kings and tenchariots fighting simultaneously. Dasa means "ten" and ratha means"chariot". That is how he got the name Dasaratha. So Dasaratha wasfamous for fighting for demigods and righteous kings. And hemarried Kausalya. From Kausalya, only one daughter was born. Shewas named Shanti, or "peace." But Dasaratha had no peace, becausehe only had one daughter, and that daughter would only get marriedand go to another dynasty. The Vedic system is that when a womanmarries, she belongs to the husband's gotra or family line. So ifShanti married to another dynasty, she would belong to it. Whatabout the Iksvaku dynasty? Dasaratha was so worried. Then hemarried Sumitra. At least Kausalya had a daughter, but Sumitra hadno child. Then Dasaratha was getting old. He gave up the idea ofproducing dynasties. As he was getting older he saw that some lesspowerful kings were doing small yajnas, so he did big yajnas. Theywere trying to get their name known, because once Dasaratha diedKosala would be broken. The kingdom of Kosala started all the wayfrom what they now call the Dalai lama's line. From up in thenorth, in Tibet, all the way down to the river Godavari in AndhraPradesh. So this was Kosala, practically it was the whole of India,not the democratic India but the Vedic India. So he was very worriedthat this kingdom will be broken to pieces and some small-timers willbecome emperors. Then Vasistha advised him to go to Kaikeya. Thiskingdom was right on the border of Afghanistan. They now call it theSind region. Kaikeyi was the only daughter of the king of Kaikeya.The king's name was also Kaikeya. And when Dasaratha came formarriage negotiation, Kaikeya told him, "You have two queens, andthey both have no children. Now you will marry my daughter, but whatwill happen to her if the other wives have children?" Dasarathareplied, "I don't think they will have children because they have hadnone up to now. I am also getting old. They're not going to get anychild. Only Kaikeyi will get a child." So Kaikeya said, "That's allright, but you must give this in writing." There is a system in theksatriya marriage known as kanya-sulka. Sulka means "will". Whenyou accept a virgin in marriage, you must give in writing whatproperties she will enjoy as your wife if you are a ksatriya. Thisis kanya-sulka, the "will of dowry." So Dasaratha wrote kanya-sulka.He said, "Whoever is born to Kaikeyi will enjoy my kingdom, even ifmy other wives produce children later." This kanya-sulka was knownto three people. Of course, now we all know it, but at that timeonly three people knew it. Vasistha knew it, Dasaratha knew it, andKaikeya knew it. It was kept a secret, because otherwise they wouldblame Dasaratha, "What is this? He is giving the kingdom to ayounger woman." So this kanya-sulka was kept secret. But at thetime of the marriage, due to great attachment, Kaikeya told hisdaughter this secret, that whoever is your son will rule thiskingdom. Kaikeyi kept this at heart. Once Vasistha advisedDasaratha to perform asvamedha-yajna. He was telling him, "If youperform asvamedha-yajna, then all the demigods will personally cometo accept the oblations." There are two kinds of offering oblationsto the yajna. One is that Agni will take the oblations and offer itto the different destinations. Another is that the devas willpersonally come in the sacrificial arena. They will stand in thesky holding their hands open, and when you offer in their name inthe fire then the harvest will get up from the fire and go intotheir hands. And they will eat it right there in front ofeveryone,. These types of sacrifices are considered first-class,because the devas have come in person. So Dasaratha should performasvamedha, and all the devas will come. And then Dasaratha willtell them, "You have your kingdom only because of my fighting. Sowhy don't you continue my dynasty and give me blessings that I canget some son?" That was the plan. There was a big arrangement forasvamedha-yajna, and wherever Dasaratha's horse went, no-oneobjected. Asvamedha-yajna means that you have to select a horsewith certain lakshanas or qualities. The ears have to be a certainway, the nose a certain way. There has to be a black part behindthe tail. The hooves have to be a certain shape, 35 degrees bent.There is a whole description in karma-khanda. So you have to findout that horse, and after finding it you have to tie a golden leafon his head. There it will be written, "This horse belongs to KingDasaratha. He will perform asvamedha-yajna, so everyone shoulddonate liberally. And whoever stops this horse will have to meetthe army of King Dasaratha." So this horse will go around the wholeworld, and if any king dares to stop the horse there will be onearmy which is following about 100 metres behind the horse. Theywill have to meet that army. This army would consist of the bestfighters in the army, all the generals, and if one can defeat thatthen more army would be sent. In this way the challenger would haveto fight and prove that he is the emperor. So asvamedha-yajna wasalready started, and then when the yajna was going on, Sumantra (theminister of Dasaratha) came to Dasaratha and said, "I remember oneincident when Sanat-kumara came to our assembly, when you were aprince." At that time Dasaratha was not married, and Sanat-kumarawas visiting Dasaratha's father, Aja. Sanat-kumara made somepredictions. "Maharaja Dasaratha will become very famous throughoutthe three worlds, and he will perform a putra-kamesti yajna, asacrifice for getting a son. So in this sacrifice, theyajna-purusha, the personification of fire, will come there and givehim some sweet rice. And out of this sweet rice Dasaratha will getthe Supreme Lord as his sons." This was predicted by Sanat-kumara.At that time Dasaratha was just an unmarried prince, a brahmacari.So Sumantra was a very old man and he suddenly remembered this. Hecame to Dasaratha and said, "You are doing asvamedha for getting ason, but Sanat-kumara told you that you should do putra-kamesti." Sothen there was confusion over which yajna should be performed. InTreta-yuga everything was yajna. For material benefits, forspiritual realization, for anything tretayam yajato makhaih. Makhameans "yajna". Now Dasaratha got confused. So he went to Vasistha'shouse and prostrated himself before him. "Guru maharaja, we havespent 60% of the treasury, and now we come to know that this is notthe proper yajna, that there is another yajna. How am I supposed todo this?" So then Vasistha said, "Oh yes, I remember too now.Sanat-kumara said this. It is not a very expensive yajna, but thepurohit, the priest who performs the yajna must be a very specialperson. That is the difficulty. That person must have not seen awoman until the time of his marriage. He should not have even knownwhat a woman is. Such a great personality must perform the yajna.Then only can the putra-kamesti be performed with the purnahoti andwe will get a son." Then Dasaratha said, "You must tell me wherethis person is." Vasistha was a walking encyclopedia, because he hadbeen there three lifetimes with the same remembrance. There isno-one in this world who knows better than Vasistha. So Vasisthasaid, "Yes, there is a person like that." Das aratha said, "Who isthis person? He has never seen a woman or known what a woman isuntil marriage? At least he must have known about his mother! Whatkind of a person is he, that he has never heard of a woman yet he hastaken birth?"

Chapter 2: Story of Risyasringa

So then Vasistha told the story of Rsayasrnga. Srnga means"horns" or "a person possessing horns." Rsa means "deer," soRsayasrnga means "a human possessing horns." He is a human beingwith deer horns who performs yajna and speaks Sanskrit. Vasisthasaid, "I will tell you the story of Rsayasrnga. Long ago, KashyapaMuni produced a son while meditating on the sunlight. While he wasmeditating on the sunlight, suddenly he thought of a personality.When he thought of a personality, that person would come intoexistence. And he would come out of his mind. Kashyapa wasPrajapati, "progenitor." And this person was known as Vibondaka. Assoon as Vibondaka came out of Kashyapa's mind, he went to the deepestforests in Madhya Pradesh which is now very famous as Chandal Valley.All the dacoits are there. That is where Vibondaka went, and heperformed ugra-tapasa, very severe austerities. He was onlyperforming tapasa for self-realization, but Indra was worried. Indrahas a special secretary for this department. He gives him a list ofpeople who are performing austerities, because he is so worried thatthey may become the opposition and may even try to usurp his ownseat. So when he heard the name Vibondaka he asked, "What kind oftapasa is he doing?" The secretary mentioned to him, "He isperforming such huge austerities that if he were to ever get angry,this whole universe would be burnt to ashes. And if he ever thinksof anything, it will automatically come to him without his having toperform any sacrifice. This is the potency of his tapovalam." Indrasaid, "Then he is my candidate. I will have to work on him." Hethought of all the damsels on his planet, and he decided, "These areno good." So then he went to Satyaloka, Brahma's planet. InSatyaloka there are damsels who are self-realized souls. They danceonly for the pleasure of the deity that Brahma keeps for worship.Indra, for his political purpose, wanted to pollute these damsels.So he went to Brahma, but he couldn't spend much time there becauseif you are too long in Brahma's planet by the time you return yourtime will be over, So Indra said, "Give me the best damsel, quickly!I have to go!" So Brahma said, "All right, take this one." Therewas one lady called Harsha, because she was always smiling. Harshacame with Indra, and even while flying with Harsha, Indra couldunderstand that he was so greedy and lusty, and this woman was sosaintly and serene, always meditating on the Absolute Truth. He wasthinking, "What happens if I send her and they both become self-realized?" Indra wanted something wrong to happen. So he fell atthe feet of Harsha, and said, "Please, protect my seat." Harshasaid, "I don't think that this Vibondaka desires to enjoy anything."Because she was sitting in Satyaloka she could see Vibondaka and whattype of austerity he was doing. So she said, "You are unnecessarilysending me there, and I may even get burnt by his anger. But becauseBrahma has told then I am coming with you. Vibondaka has no suchmaterial desires. He won't even look at me. I don't know how I'mgoing to attract him and make him fall." Indra said, "I don't knowwhat you will do, but at least get it confirmed from him that he hasno desire to become Indra. Then my position is safe." So Harshasaid, "All right, I will do it. Whatever is given to me as a missionI will accomplish." So Harsha came to that valley, and Vibondaka wascoming from the Ganges and going to his ashrama. So she came and satthere, and chanted mantras. There are different ways of making peoplefall down. Whatever is your weak spot, that can be used.Vibondaka's weak spot was mantras and meditation, so she startedchanting mantras. Vibondaka was so absorbed, and then suddenly heheard this clear pronunciation of Vedic mantras, clearer thananything else he had ever heard anywhere in the three planets. Heturned back and looked at her, and immediately she fell at his feet.She said, "Only for the prayer of getting tras. Vedic mantras whichare chanted should not go in vain. Somebody must give abenediction, and I don't want this benediction from anyone else, noteven from Brahma. I only want It from you. If you don't acceptthis request, then I will perform austerities and I will leave mybody. And brahma-hatya will come to you." In this way sheblackmailed him. So Vibondaka said, "What is this? I am justtrying to peacefully think of God. Why is this trouble coming?" Sohe looked at her and said, "I am Vibondaka, and I have no interestin this world. I don't know why I was even sent here, but Kashyapaproduced me. I am just trying to go away from here. What is this,giving you a son? You can't get a son from anywhere else? Youmention any other person, and I will command him to give you a son.If you want a son from Brahma, I will request him. If you want ason from my father Kashyapa, I will request him. Why me, in thewhole creation?" So she said, "No, only you. You are the onlyperson who should give me a son." And then he said, "No this is notpossible. I am not going to do it. If you have been even beenthinking about me like that, that is bad for me." And then he said,"Here is the potency from my body. You can arrange for getting ason." And he dropped some semen and left. Harsha then understoodthat Indra had nothing to fear, so her mission was fulfilled. Butthis shukla coming out of the body of Vibondaka, was there burningthe whole world. She was now responsible for it, she had to directit somewhere. She did not want to hold it and produce a son,because that was only a trick she was using. But when she looked upshe saw a very transcendental deer moving around there. Soimmediately by her potency, she put the semen in the body of thedeer, and the deer conceived a child. Since it was the conceptionof a rishi, it did not stay for more than a night. The nextmorning, the deer delivered a baby. It had a human form, but withdeer horns. This was Rsayasrnga. So this deer ran to the ashrama ofVibondaka and started crying. Vibondaka saw this and thought, "Whyare these things happening to me? Some lady wants a son, and now adeer is crying in my ashrama." So Vibondaka asked the deer, "What iswrong? Who is giving you trouble?" The deer started walking awayand Vibondaka followed. The deer brought him to where Rsayasrngawas, and Vibondaka saw this shining young baby with deer horns. Hethought, "Oh, this is my son. If nobody wants him, then I will takecare of him." Then Vibondaka thought, "Now I know why I was senthere, for some reason. Kashyapa did not conceive me for nothing. Iam supposed to conceive this son, and God knows what he is going toconceive." So Vibondaka brought him to the ashrama and gave himmilk. He taught him Vedas and Upanishads and philosophy. There wasno woman in that forest, which was yojanas wide. There was not evenany tigresses, only tigers. So Rsayasrnga had no idea of women. Hegrew up, and for everything he was depending on his father. He wouldask his father, "Father, can I take this book and read?" And if hisfather said yes, then he would do it. He would ask, "Father, shouldI brush my teeth?" And if the father said yes, he would brush histeeth. He was so dependent on his father. He would always walkeverywhere holding his father's hand. In this way Rsayasrnga grew upto be the most innocent person in the creation. Lord Ramacandra hadto appear, and if he was to appear then the yajna-purusha has to givethe khir, and if that khir is to come, then the yajna has to beperformed by someone who has never seen a woman. Lord Ramacandra'sadvent was not that easy. This whole story is already in VisnuPurana. In this way Rsayasrnga was growing up, never hearing of anywoman. Dasaratha, when his daughter was born to Kausalya, he wasthinking, "What shall I do with this daughter?" Then one day, fromAngadesha, the country of Anga, Dasaratha's friend Romapada (whichmeans "hair y feet") was hankering for a child too. He had somesons, but he had no daughter. This is the material world. He whohas daughters, he is hankering for a son. And he who has sons ishankering for a daughter. And he who has no children, they arehoping for children, and those who have children are thinking "How toget rid of them," and they send them to Gurukula. So Romapada cameto Dasaratha and said, "You are my very good friend, and you have nosons. You always think, `What is the use of a daughter?' And I wanta daughter, so why don't you give her to me?" And Dasaratha said,"All right, you can have her." So he gave Shanti in adoption to theking of Angadesha known as Romapada. Romapada brought Shanti to hiskingdom. And whether it way the girl's misfortune or the king'smisfortune, the second day was the day the rainy season was supposedto start but there was no rain. The whole rainy season went by andthere was no rain. The second rainy season also went by with norain. A big famine came about. So the king went to the astrologerand asked him, "Why is there famine in my kingdom? Is it due to thisdaughter? Everyone is saying it is due to her." They found out thatduring some yajna that had been performed by Romapada he had cheateda Brahmin. He first promised him, "I will give you this much amountof diamonds," but while he was counting the diamonds to be given asdakshina, he found one diamond which was very valuable, and hethought, "What is the Brahmin going to do with this?" So he took itout, and put a bigger diamond in its place, which was less valuable.When he gave the bag of diamonds to the Brahmin, the Brahmin touchedthe bag and said, "You cheated me! You removed one of these diamondsand put a bigger diamond to cheat me." It was inside the bag, andthe king was thinking, "How does he know this?" The Brahmin said, "Iam a Brahmin, so I know this. You are cheating, so all the Brahminswill leave this country." So he formed a big union and all theBrahmins wa lked out of the country. No more Brahmins means no moreyajna, and it was Treta-yuga, so no yajna means no food. The kingwas wondering what to do, so slowly from here and there he collectedsome Brahmins from other countries, and he brought them onimmigration, so they couldn't stay long. These Brahmins were comingand going, and in this way he was running his kingdom. Now faminehad come due to this curse, and the fact that all the Brahmins hadleft his country. So the astrologer said, "So to solve this problem,you have to bring all the Brahmins back." Romapada said, "But theseBrahmins have formed a union. They won't come back." "They willcome back if you bring one person here." Romapada asked, "Who isthat?" "There is one rishi. He has never seen a woman. And hedoesn't even know what is a woman. That person must come, and hemust marry your daughter. If that rishi stays in your kingdom, thenthe Brahmins will not stay anywhere else. They will come here,because he is such a learned person. To see him, they will come.And after they come, they will stay." So now he had to get thisRsayasrnga, and he was thinking "How to get him?" So he asked thisto his ministers, and they said, "Rsayasrnga is not an easy object,his father is Vibondaka. If Vibondaka gets angry he will burn theuniverse to ashes. If you try to get his son he will get angry, andthen there is no necessity of yajna or rain, because the wholeuniverse will be burnt, and you will also be burnt." "So what todo?" Romapada asked. "You have to use some trick," his ministersreplied. Then they advised him, "You must go and consult the societygirls, the famous prostitutes of the country." So then Romapada madean announcement, "Special interview with the prostitutes of thecountry." They all came, and they were thinking it had something todo with dance or music, or something like that. But when they heardthat they had to bring Rsayasrnga, then they ran away becauseeverybody knew this person. However, one lady came up, and she said,"For the benefit of my country, I will sacrifice myself. I will try;if he comes, that's good. Then the kingdom will be happy. If hedoesn't come, only a prostitute will be killed. What's the problem?I don't care, I will go." Romapada asked, "What do want in return?""I don't want anything, let the country be happy." "What help do youneed?" Romapada asked. "Your treasury, whenever I go, must open.And if I want anything from any department, they must say yes,because you must know I am sacrificing my life." So the king gaveher a special green card. Anywhere she goes, anything she wants shewould get. She made a boat which was four miles long and twomiles wide. On top of the boat she made an ashrama. This boat wastotally covered with trees and bushes, flower gardens, lakes anddeer. All kinds of things she put in there. And thousands of peoplewere rowing the boat, but you couldn't see anything, it was allcovered by bushes. There were pathways, small mountains, waterfalls,everything was created. It looked like a island, but it was moving.No-one knew what it was. They all though it was the gandharvas whohave come. It was a special ashrama, no men. Only women were there.No tigers, only tigresses. It was filled up with women. They allhad rudrakshas, tulasi-malas, jasmine flowers tied up in their hair,and they were all praying, doing meditation and chanting mantras.This boat was floating so nicely down the river, and somehow or otherthey got it into Madhya Pradesh. So as they reached Vibondaka'sashrama, Vibondaka went out to help a sage who had gotten stuck inthe mouth of an elephant. He was calling, "Save me! Save me!" Andno-one heard him, only Vibondaka. So he told Rsayasrnga, "You mustperform the yajna three times daily. Don't worry about cleaning theashrama, because it's too big for you. Just perform the yajna till Iget back." When Vibondaka left, the demigods made arrangements andgot him involved in so many other things so that Rsayasrnga was leftby hi mself. Rsayasrnga went to the river to take water for theyajna, and he saw this moving ashrama. He'd never been anywhere, buthe'd studied a lot of shastra, and he'd never heard of anything likethis before. And whenever the description came of women, Vibondakawould never explain it. He would never read such parts. In this wayhe was kept brainwashed to be a brahmacari. He looked at thisashrama, "This is so nice." And then he saw some figures in there."What kind of rishis are these? This is a different type of rishi."He became very eager. "Anyway, if they are in the area, they mustvisit my father's ashrama." And they did come. They just made surethat Vibondaka was not around, and then three of the great saintlypeople walked out of the boat. And then they came, raising theirhands and calling "Rsayasrnga! Rsayasrnga!" Usually when the rishiscame they called for Vibondaka. So he saw these rishis coming, andhe went and addressed them. And after addressing them he was asking,"Where are you coming from? Which planet? What mantras do youchant? How come by the touch of your bodies all my hairs arestanding on end? Why am I having such romancha?" They were smilingat each other, and they said, "We are rishis from another place, itis eight yojanas from here. It is an island, and no human beingscome there. We are born with perfection. We came to see yourfather. We know that you are very learned, so in our moving ashrama,we want you to come and stay for a few days." Rsayasrnga said, "Iwould be very happy to do that, but my father is not here. I don'teven brush my teeth unless my father tells me to. So how will I goaway from here, and who will perform the yajna three times daily?"One lady said, "I will do it, I am expert in this line." And she satdown. Somehow Rsayasrnga fell pray for this. These were saintlypeople, so why shouldn't they do yajna? And they looked different,very attractive. He couldn't understand what the tejas was that wascoming from that bod y and attracting him. He didn't know it waslust. This was never explained to him. So he left that lady theredoing yajna, and they had a flower ladder from the ashrama up to thebank of the river. This ashrama was filled with saintly people, sosomehow they engaged him in listening to music, and dancing and somany other things, and slowly they came to Angadesha. In Angadeshathere was big reception arranged for Rsayasrnga, brahmacariincarnate. There was purna-kumbha and there was mantras andBrahmins. The Brahmins all came to know that Rsayasrnga was coming,and they came and waited there. He was worshipped like anything. Hesaw more saintly people were sitting there in that country, and theywere sitting with other saintly people. Then he started realizingthat something was wrong in his understanding. He asked the king,"Why have you brought me here?" But as soon as he stepped off theboat, rain came. And people were all happy, they were showeringakshada and touching his feet. All the people came and told him,"You must never leave our country. You must become the son-in-law ofour king." He didn't know what son-in-law meant. So then they hadto have special classes for him to explain how to become ason-in-law. Then he understood everything and finally he blessed theking by marrying Shanti, Dasaratha's daughter. In the meantimeVibondaka had returned to his ashrama, and saw this lady sittingthere offering ghee into the fire. He grabbed her by the hair andsaid, "Who are you? What are you doing with my fire? It's been herefor six thousand years. You came and contaminated it. What are youdoing?" She said, "I am not this body. I am spirit soul."Vibondaka said, "That's very nice, that you're not this body, but youare not supposed to do this." So then she said, "No no, Rsayasrngatold me to do this." So he said, "So come on tell me, where isRsayasrnga? What did you do to him? There was one man in this worldwho was pure, and you spoiled him too!" And then the lady said,"What could we do, this was a nationalistic se rvice. We are servingthe nation. In the service of our nation we have done something sowe will go to heavenly planet." So then Vibondaka said, "I'm goingto curse that king, that Angadesha Raja! He's getting rain, but Iwill see that he gets nothing any more." The lady fell at his feetand said, "At least do the curse there. Then he will know you arecursing him. Don't do the curse from here." "All right," he said.He was so angry, but Romapada was so clever, he was arranging formany Brahmins chanting mantras, glorifying Vibondaka, showingpictures of Kashyapa Muni just to attract him. But Vibondaka cameand said, "Where is the king? Bring him here!" Romapada came andbegged, "Please don't curse me! Already there are enough curses!All that I have done is that I have made your son the king of thiscountry." So then something dawned on Vibondaka. "My son has becomethe king of this country. Now he has become the king, he has toprotect the citizens. If I curse, then the blame is on him becausehe couldn't protect his citizens." So then he called his son,"Rsayasrnga, come here." Rsayasrnga came, and Vibondaka said, "Allright, as soon as one son is born, you must be back in the ashrama.You understand?" This was the time when Dasaratha was told, byVasistha Muni, the story. And Vasistha said, "If you personally go,then Rsayasrnga may come." So Dasaratha started, with all hisparaphernalia, his seven akshauhini-shainyas, and arrived inAngadesha. Romapada was thinking, "What is this? Suddenly Dasarathais coming with his army. He is going to fight with me or what?" Sohe came with a white flag. "There is no question that your army caneven stay in my country. Your army is so big that they can only juststand inside my country, not much more. Why are you coming withseven akshauhini-shainyas?" Dasaratha said, "No, I am just coming torequest Rsayasrnga to come and perform a yajna for me." Romapadasaid, "I don't know. I don't know how long the yajna will be. I'm not going to play any more tricks, becausealready Vibondaka has told him, `One son and you are back in theashrama'." Dasaratha said, "I will fall at his feet. He hasprotected your kingdom, why will he not save my country too? Whywill he not do it?" So Dasaratha went there, paid his pranams, andhe cried and told Rsayasrnga, "I have no hope. I will jump in thefire of asvamedha instead of the horse, if you don't come." So thenRsayasrnga calculated, "How many days are left?" It was 28 days morebefore the delivery. "That's all right. In 24 days I will come anddo putra-kamesti." So he came, and right next to the asvamedha-yajnahe created another fire from that, and he quickly startedputra-kamesti. And when he was finishing with the purnahoti, theyajna-purusha came, a dark, black figure which was three miles tall.He had a huge big pot in his hand. He was holding Narayana in it, soit was no small affair. He said to Dasaratha, "Please give thissweet rice to your queens." Dasaratha was looking at the size of thepot, and he was thinking, "If I give this to my queens, then therewill be no more queens." It was a huge big pot. Dasaratha askedVasistha, "How is this possible? How can they eat this much sweetrice?" So then Vasistha said, "You ask Rsayasrnga, he will tellyou." Rsayasrnga asked the yajna-purusha, "Why are you giving such abig pot to these human beings that they can't even hold it?" Theyajna-purusha said, "The personality who is coming is so powerful,that you can't reduce him smaller than this." Then Rsayasrnga closedhis eyes and said, "Ah! Bigger than the biggest, and smaller thatthe smallest. He is in this pot. You give it to me." So he tookthe pot, and it became small. By the request of Rsayasrnga the Lordreduced His aishvarya, and the pot became small. He gave it toDasaratha and said, "All right, I have two days to get to my ashrama.In between I have to take care of the delivery." So Dasaratha tookthe sweet rice. He gave half of it to Kausalya. The remainder hesplit in two, one for Sumitra and one to Kaikeyi. After Kaikeyidrank it, there was still some left, so that was also given toSumitra. In this way the Lord came as Lord Ramacandra in Kausalya'swomb. He came as Laksmana and Satrughna in Sumitra's womb, and hecame as Bharata in Kaikeyi's womb. Vasudeva came as Ramacandra,Sankarsana came as Laksmana. The Sudarshan disc came as Bharata, andthe Pancajanya conchshell came as Satrughna.

Chapter 3; Ramacandra`s childhood

Now Lord Ramacandra took His advent on the earth planet, and he wasgrowing up. He was learning archery in the ashrama of Vasistha.When the first lesson started, Vasistha told Dasaratha, "I don't wantyou to be here when your son is learning archery." Dasaratha said,"It is the tradition that the king sits there and watches the son,how he holds the bow." Vasistha said, "Yes, but it is not thetradition that you produce children from sweet rice." So Dasarathawent back, and the education started in confidence. When Ramacandra,Laksmana, Satrughna, and Bharata were sitting, Vasistha got up fromhis seat and circumambulated them. That is why he got Dasaratha out,otherwise there would be confusion. And then Vasistha said, "Youalways do this. Whenever you take an incarnation, You select a rishito become Your guru. And he has to teach You this knowledge of whichYou are the source. So please excuse me if I commit some offence."One day Rama and Laksmana saw a girl walking one day with a huge nosering. In India the women wear big nose rings, sometimes so big thatwhen they go on the bus the woman's son can hold it. So she had thishuge nose ring, and she was walking with a water-pot. Laksmanalooked at it and he laughed. He said, "Look at that nose ring! It'sso big." Ramacandra said to him, "Vasistha is looking away, so letus do some pastime." So they looked around and they saw an arrow.They took that arrow, but they had not been taught yet how to doarchery. "I will make this small," Laksmana said, and he shot thearrow. While the girl was walking, the arrow came next to her noseand started pouring some sort of mystical substance on the nose ring,which became so small that it got stuck on her nose and she couldn'tbreathe. Then she dropped the water-pot, and she was trying tobreathe but she can only breath in one nostril and she was veryconfused, so she began to call, "Help! Help!" Laksmana said, "Ohno, now Vasistha will hear and we will have a problem." Ramacandrasaid, "Don't wo rry," and he shot another arrow. That arrow made itbig enough that she could breathe. So she turned around and said,"What is this you are doing to me?" Laksmana replied, "Oh, we madeyour nose ring small, but it was too small so then we made it big.""You made it big and then small?" she asked. "I don't believe it.""Oh, you don't believe it?" Laksmana asked, "So then we will take itoff." Laksmana then shot another arrow which took the nose ring outof her nose, and all this was happening without touching her face.And then the nose ring was flying in the sky, and she began to cryout, "My nose ring! My nose ring!" Very quickly Rama fired anotherarrow and put the nose ring back in the nose. These were some of thechildhood pastimes of Ramacandra. All these childhood pastimes areall archery and bows and arrows. Anyway, Rama was growing up and oneday a rishi came, Visvamitra Muni. He came in the entrance of thepalace, and he said to the messenger, "Where is that Dasaratha? Youtell him that Kaushika is here." He is known as Kaushika because heis coming in the dynasty of Kusha. Kusha and Kushanabha were greatkings. In the Bhagavatam you read about them. So Kaushika was knownfor his anger. If he gets angry, he would curse and he will use allhis tapovalam, all the strength of his austerity simply to place someobstacle. On one occasion he was sitting doing his meditation, and abird passed stool on him. It's natural for a bird to pass stool, andit's natural for a rishi to sit under a tree. But stool on the headwas not natural, and Visvamitra was very upset. He looked at thebird and burnt it. In burning that bird he used 50 years worth oftapovalam, because that bird had a long lifetime and he reduced itand suppressed it by his tapovalam, so now he lost the strength ofthat austerity. Then he got up and said, "This situation will makeme remember that incident always, so now I will go to another tree."Then he would perform more austerity for another thousand y ears, andhe was spending his whole life like this. So Dasaratha looked atVasistha and said, "Kaushika is here. What am I supposed to do? Idon't know what wrong I did, why he came to my palace, because heonly goes to curse people or kill a demon or something." Vasisthasaid, "First of all, you must go from here to the messenger, and tellhim to say that `The whole kingdom is yours. I am just taking twominutes to walk to the entrance. Please don't lose your temper'."So the messenger went back to Visvamitra and said, "King Dasarathasaid that the whole kingdom is yours. He will take only two minutesto walk here. He wants you to be peaceful and take this nice asana."Visvamitra said, "I don't want any asana! Where is the king! Bringhim here!" By the time Dasaratha got there, he fell at his feet andsaid, "What do you want? If you want the whole Kosala then pleasetake it." "What?" the rishi asked. "I am not into kingdoms. I hada kingdom too." He was a great prince, a ksatriya, and by somearrangement of the Lord he had become a Brahmin. "I do not want yourkingdom," he said. "I have come here to ask something, and you musttell me that you will give it." Dasaratha was thinking, "I wonderwhat it could be that he wants? Maybe my head. I don't mind givinghim that, but please don't let him ask for Rama." Visvamitra said,"What are you thinking? You are trying to save something."Dasaratha said, "No no, you just ask and I will give it." So thenVisvamitra said, "I want Rama and Laksmana." Dasaratha immediatelyfainted. When he woke up, Visvamitra said, "See! You fainted, thismeans that you don't want to give. And you lied to me! I am rishiand you lied to me that you will give everything, and now you won'tgive. I'm not going to take them away forever, I only need them fora small purpose. I am doing a yajna, and someone is passing stooland urine on it. I want these children to come and play there, andthen these demons will go away." "What? Demons?" And thenDasaratha fainted a gain. He couldn't bear his being taken todemons, so he said, "I will come. I will defeat them!" Visvamitrasaid, "Don't you think I can defeat them? I could easily defeatthem, but I want Ramacandra and nothing else. What do you say?""All right," Dasaratha said. "But please take good care of my son,and also teach Him something since you know so many things."Visvamitra said, "I know what I will do with Rama, and he is comingwith me. Now." Dasaratha said, "But you have come a long way, youshould rest a while in my palace." "I don't stay in palaces,"Visvamitra said. "Where is Rama and Laksmana? Give them to me." Sohe took Rama and Laksmana and he left. They were walking, and asthey were crossing so many rivers and going through so many differentforests, Visvamitra was telling them stories, and Rama and Laksmanabecame so happy because there was no class and no study, this waslike a complete vacation for them. They were swimming here andswimming there, and Visvamitra was such a nice teacher that he wouldswim with them and play with them, tell them far-out stories ofdemons and goblins and ghosts. They were so happy. In the eveningtime at sunset, Visvamitra told them, "Now you do your sandhya, andthen you sit here and listen to these mantras. I'm going to teachyou some great, powerful mantras. One is known as Bala, strength.Another is known as Adibala, great strength. You may need them forthese demons. So Rama and Laksmana sat down and listened to Bala andAdibala, and then they massaged the teacher, Visvamitra. Visvamitratook rest. The next day Visvamitra woke them up and they reached theashrama of Visvamitra and they began a yajna. Then came this demon,a very famous demon called Marica. Marica was a great magician.Whenever he would come, then you would see that trees would befalling, the rivers would be flying up in the sky, and stars would befalling. The animals would also go crazy, the birds would scream,and the rishis would die as Marica' s breakfast was saintly personsonly. For lunch he ate something else like ksatriyas or kings, butbreakfast was sages. He was a cannibal, human eater. So Marica wascoming there, and with him was Dusana. His very name is the same ashis character. Dusana means "all bad things." His father named himlike that, so it must have been a good family. Dusana and Maricawere flying in space and were coming. So Rama and Laksmana weresitting there and Visvamitra was the head priest, he was offeringghee into the fire. He looked at Rama to signal that the demons werecoming. Rama looked at Laksmana and said, "So Laksmana, what are yougoing to do?" Laksmana said, "Yes, we will do something." So hetook several arrows and shot them into the sky. They went up intothe sky about three or four miles, and then from each arrow came amillion arrows, and all together they formed a huge wheel of arrows,and this wheel started circling on top of the fire. So Marica andDusana came and all that they saw was a wheel and some spokes."Where is the fire?" Dusana said, "I told you I wanted to pass waterthree hours ago and you said I should wait till we got here. I havebeen holding it in, and I can't see the fire. What are you doing tome? Let me go pass somewhere." "No no," Marica said, "Visvamitra'sfire, that is where we should pass." "But I can't see the fire, Ionly see this wheel." Then Marica said, "This must be the trick ofthese Brahmins. Let me come closer and see." So he came closer, andas he came close he got stuck with one of the spokes of the wheel,and he was thrown miles away. While he was already thrown,Ramacandra took one blade of grass, and he threw it at Marica. Itgot stuck on his back and carried him to the ocean. He fell in theocean, and after that he never touched the Indian land again. Heopened an ashrama and became a babaji somewhere in Sri Lanka, anddidn't even go back to see his family. That was what happened toMarica, and Dusana was k illed. All this killing was done by grass.Then the yajna was over and Visvamitra came to Ramacandra and hesaid, "What a great, wonderful thing you did! I saw Marica flyingaway and falling into the ocean." Then Visvamitra said, "There'sonly one small question I want to ask You." "What?" Ramacandrareplied. "What about Bala and Adibala and all those mantras I gaveYou?" Ramacandra said, "That is for an emergency, then we will usethese ones. Grass is sufficient for these demons." Then Visvamitrasaid a famous verse, that for a mighty person even grass becomes anastra. Ramacandra is so mighty, He's the source of all Bala. So whyshould He take Bala and Adibala? In this way He finished the demons.

Chapter 4; Visvamitra

Now Visvamitra is not just some mystic yogi or a gurukula teacher orsomething. Visvamitra was such a great powerful personality. He wasa great ksatriya. One day he was going on a big hunting tour, andwhile he was going, the tradition was that when you pass by agurukula or an ashrama, the kings must stop. And they must go thereand respect the saint. The saintly person in turn will feed theking, because the king will not carry so much ration when he goesinto the forest. And he's not going to live on fruits and roots,because he's the king, not some saintly person. He needs some feast,so the saintly person must arrange the feast. And for arranging thefeast the kings will always donate a lot of things to the saintlyperson. In this way there was a nice arrangement for making feastsand taking feasts. So this great army of Kaushika, Visvamitra, wascoming, and he had his hundred sons and he was thinking, "That's asmall ashrama there." He looked down into the valley and the ashramawas about four houses, and there was stream running nearby.Visvamitra thought, "My army of a hundred sons shouldn't go. You allstay here," he said to his sons. "It is a custom that I should goand respect this saintly person, so I will go there and then I willcome back. And if he asks to feed something to me that is alright,but he can't feed my whole army." So Kaushika went down, and therewas two brahmacaris washing cloth in the stream, so he asked them,"Whose ashrama is this?" The brahmacaris replied, "This is theashrama of Vasistha Muni." "Vasistha?" Kaushika asked. "He's in mycountry and I didn't even know." "He came three months ago," thebrahmacaris replied. He would always go like that. He stays in aplace for about three hundred years and then he moves to anotherashrama, because too many students come there and he doesn't like abig population. So whenever there is too many people he disappearswith one or two students and goes to open another school somewhereelse. "I would like to see him," Visvamitra said. So the brahmacaris brought him before Vasistha.Vasistha was making some thread from cotton. He was wearing a gamshaaround his waist and another around his shoulders. Kaushika wascoming with many ornaments and a golden crown, so he came in thereand took his crown off, and touched Vasistha's feet. He then said,"I am Kaushika and I am on a hunting trip. I have a hundred sons whoI have left on the highway and I have come here just to see you. Soyou please bless my kingdom." Vasistha said, "How is this possiblethat you are coming to my ashrama and going without a feast?"Visvamitra looked at the house with its grass roof and cow-dung floorand the whole ashrama was only three or four houses. "You're goingto give me a feast?" Visvamitra asked "How will I eat it without mysons?" "No no, your sons, your army, your castle, everyone. Bringthem here." "But where will they sit? You have only four huts.""Bring them here," Vasistha said very determinedly. "If I don'tbring them, he will curse," Visvamitra thought, so he went back tohis sons. "All of you come with me to this ashrama," he told them."You must be joking!" the sons replied. "If we all go to thatashrama, we will be crushed. There's no place in there." Visvamitrasaid, "This great rishi has asked, so we must go." They werethinking, "Even if we passed by there, by the sound of these chariotsthe roofs will cave in." Their chariots were huge with eighteenhorses each. Kaushika said, "I don't want to be cursed, so let's godown there." As they were going down into the valley they saw that abig township was there. Palaces, roads, and swimming pools. Peoplewere running out of the city. It was a city suddenly, and Kaushikawas thinking, "This is wonderful. Just in the time of closing myeyes there is a big city here. It's bigger than Mahismati, mycapital! Look at these palaces!" They were all looking at this andwondering, and then Vasistha came out and said, "What are you doing?You must all go and take bath. Feast is already prepared. It willget cold." So then after they took bath they came and thousands ofthem sat down on a big grass lawn. They saw no plates or anything infront of them, and Vasistha made them sit in rows. Visvamitra said,"What items are you going to give us, and how are you going to serveit?" Vasistha replied, "You can think of any plate you like, and youcan think of any item you like, and you can think of any quantity youlike, and you will get it." Visvamitra thought, "A diamond plate."Boom! And the diamond plate was there. And whatever he liked atthat time was coming, heaps and heaps and they were eating andeating, but still it was just coming and coming, and they were justeating all the items they had ever heard about. One person said,"What Indra eats on his birthday, I want that." So he got it.Everyone got everything they liked. They were so satisfied, and thenthey wanted to see a dance. "What dance do you want to see?"Vasistha asked them. Visvamitra said, "The dance that is seen byNarayana in Svetadvipa, I want to see that." "All right, you cansee," Vasistha replied. Immediately there was a stage. And therewas a wonderful stage by the celestials of Vaikuntha. And Visvamitrawas so envious. He was thinking, "What is this? Some baba, he ishaving so much opulence. I am a king, and I look like a beggar infront of him." So he came to Vasistha and asked, "Please tell me,what is the source of your opulence? I'm sure it's not this beard."Vasistha replied, "No, it's not my beard. It's my cow." Then heclapped his hands and he said, "Kama-dhenu, come here." And then akama-dhenu came. This cow had a long tail like a braid, and apeacock feather on the back. It had the breasts of a human female onher chest and the body of a cow. And in her whole body is thepotency of all the demigods. This cow came when the milk ocean waschurned for nectar, and was given to Vasistha by the Supreme Lord,because he p erformed wonderful sacrifices so he needed a lot ofwealth. Where could he go, because the kings were such small timers.Sometimes they would have wealth, and even though they had sometimesthey would say that they don't have. So he gave this cow. "You canget anything from this cow." Visvamitra said, "I will give you onemillion ordinary cows. You give me this cow." Vasistha said, "Youmust be a fool. One million ordinary cows, why should I take themand give you this special cow. If you give me one millionkama-dhenus then I can think of giving you this one." "But youknow," Visvamitra said, "according to the shastras, whatever is inthis land belongs to the king, and I am the king so it belongs tome." Vasistha said, "Look at the kama-dhenu again, Kaushika."Visvamitra looked at the cow and noticed that it was four feet offthe ground. "This cow does not belong to you," Vasistha said. "Onlyif it touches the earth does it belong to you." So Visvamitra wasdefeated. He said to Vasistha, "Look, you may have so muchtapovalam, but I am a ksatriya and I have so much strength, onehundred sons. I am not going to ask you for the cow, I am just goingto take. So he came behind the kama-dhenu and started to pull, andhis hundred sons were helping him. "What are you doing?" the cowsaid to Vasistha. "You are my protector, and you are not doinganything. This mleccha is taking me away." Kaushika said, "You arecalling me a mleccha?" "Yes, you are taking the property of aBrahmin, so you are a mleccha at least now, or in the next life youare going to be. Why are you doing this? This is nonsense, and eventhe Lord will not be tolerant of this, you will be finished. Yourwhole dynasty will be finished, this is my curse." Visvamitra said,"You are a cow, so don't talk so much. Just come with me." So thenVasistha said, "Don't do this. She does not like it. If she likedit, then you could take her, but she does not like it." StillVasistha was keeping his anger inside, not showi ng it. "You keepquiet," Kaushika said. "I am taking the cow." Vasistha said,"Where are your 100 sons? I will show my power on them, because Idon't want to finish you. If you are there you can produce another100 sons. Show me your sons." "Here are my sons," Kaushika said,and then Vasistha looked at them and they were all gone. And then hesaid, "Kaushika, do you want to become a heap of ash? Then you'dbetter run away from me." Then Kaushika, in great disgust left theashrama. He went to the Himalayas and performed austerities for 300years to please Mahadeva. Lord Siva came, and asked Kaushika, "Whatbenediction do you want?" There's one great thing about abenediction from Siva. If you take a benediction from him, it isonly for your destruction. His benedictions will only destroy, theywill never give anything good. Unless you ask for love of God, ordevotion, but if one has approached Siva he generally doesn't ask forthese things. So Siva was asking, "What benediction do you want?"Or in other words, how do you want to be destroyed? So then Kaushikasaid, "I must have all the divine weapons. All the weapons thatIndra has, Agni has, Varuna has, all of them must come to my mind,and I must control them. I must be a rajarishi." "Yes, you are arajarishi," Siva said. "Now stop doing austerities, because it isburning my body. Go." Then Visvamitra immediately flew toVasistha's ashrama. Vasistha was having an oil bath, having oilmassaged on his body. When someone is having an oil on the bodyyou're not supposed to talk to him or talk in conversation. Kaushikadid not even give him a challenge or anything, he just immediatelystarted doing all the astras on Vasistha. Vasistha was still sittingthere getting oil on his body, and the first thing that Visvamitrathrew was a brahmastra. "Suddenly so much heat is in mustard oil,"Vasistha said. "It's not that hot!" So then Vasistha looked overhis shoulder and saw the brahmastra. "My God! What is he doing?Who taught him these weapons? He does n't know where to put them!He's throwing them here, but I am having an oil massage here.Kaushika, stop doing this nonsense!" Then came Agni astra, and thencame Vayu astra. They were all coming one after another. "This istoo much," Vasistha said, and he looked around. He saw his walkingstick, which was getting old, so he took that and threw it out. Thenhe continued with his massage. The walking stick came out and facedthe brahmastra. The brahmastra touched this walking stick, and itbecame like ice, and fell down. Then came the Agni astra, which cameemanating so much fire, and all the trees were burnt, but when itfaced the stick this astra was also pulled down. Then Vayu astracame, and all the astras that he learnt from Lord Siva were all usedup, pulled down by the stick. Then the stick started moving towardsVisvamitra, so Visvamitra started running away. As he crossed thearea of Vasistha's ashrama, the stick went down and Vasistha kept itdown. Then Visvamitra sat up and he was thinking, "That is just astick that he uses for walking. What will happen if he takes a bow?What will happen to me then? So this rajarishi is no good, I willbecome a brahmarishi." So again he went up to the Himalayas, and heperformed tapasya for such a long time that Brahma came to him."What do you want?" Brahma asked. "Why are you troubling me likethis?" "I want to be a brahmarishi," said Visvamitra. Brahma said,"Well I am Brahma, and I am calling you a rishi, so you are abrahmarishi. You be satisfied." Visvamitra said, "No, Vasisthashould say it." So Brahma brought Visvamitra to Vasistha and said,"Please call him brahmarishi." Vasistha looked at him and said,"What a great tapasa you have done! After all you are a ksatriya,you are supposed to be enjoying your senses. Simply by my challenge,you have become such a great rishi. Why brahmarishi? You are ajnanarishi, the rishi of saintly people. You are worshipable by me.Now Visvamitra, you stop your austerities." So Visvamitra stoppedhis austerities there, and he became well known as brahmarishi andwas moving around. Now, Tri-shanku, who was in the Iksvaku dynastysuddenly developed desires to go to the heavenly planet in this body.So he went to Vasistha who was his guru, Vasistha is guru for so manygenerations. "Please my guru, send me to the heavenly planets."Vasistha said, "Yes I can send you to heaven. You perform some piousactivities, next life you will go." Tri-shanku said, "No, not nextlife, this life." Vasistha said, "You die in this life, and then inthe next life you can go to heaven." "No, I don't want to wait. Iwant to go in this body." Vasistha asked, "Where did you get thiscrazy idea from?" Tri-shanku replied, "I am a very pious person. Ihave done so many nice things, and there is no complaint against me.Why shouldn't you send me?" Vasistha said, "That is very good, youare a pious person, a great king, but heavenly planet cannot beattained in this body." Tri-shanku said, "But you can adjust things,you are a great rishi." Vasistha replied, "No I can't adjust things,I can only follow the rules of God." Vasistha said, "If you can'tadjust things, then what kind of a guru are you?" Vasistha said,"Well if you don't want to be my disciple then I will go. I'm notgoing to teach the Iksvaku dynasty any more." Vasistha took hisdanda and walked out. Then Tri-shanku remembered that Vasistha alsohad a hundred sons, and they were doing tapasya somewhere in SouthIndia, so he went to South India and met these sons. He asked them,"Please send me to heaven in this same body." "What is thisnonsense? We can't do this," the sons replied. "Your father alsosaid the same thing." The sons said, "You mean our father said itcould not be done and now you are coming to us?" Tri-shanku said,"Yes, because young students like to do this sort of evolutionarystuff." The sons said, "Yes, we will do some evolution, you become achandala." So they cursed him, and suddenly his whole body turnedblack. Even his chadar which was golden turned black. All hisgolden ornaments turned into iron ornaments and his face becamecruel. So when he went back to Ayodhya, people laughed at him andkicked him out of the country. Then he was wandering in the forestand one day he saw a rishi standing on one leg. That was ourKaushika, Visvamitra, doing some other austerity now. He came to himand said, "You are so effulgent, like the Sun-god." Kaushika said,"Tell me what you want. And you seem to be a bit of a chandala, buteither way you are talking like a royal family man." The kingreplied, "I am Tri-shanku from the Iksvaku dynasty. I have beencursed by Vasistha's sons." As soon as he heard Vasistha's name, hegot fired up. "Why did they curse you? Who are they to curse you?"The king said, "I just asked them a small thing." "What did youask?" Vasistha inquired. "I asked them if I could go to heaven inthis body, and then they cursed me." Vasistha said, "What? You wantto go to heaven in this body? Where did you get this idea from?"The king replied, "One fine morning I got up, and I thought likethat." Visvamitra said, "See what happened to you, for entertainingthis idea?" The king thought that Visvamitra is cooling down, thisis no good. I had better get him fired up again. The king said,"That Vasistha said that no-one could do it." Visvamitra said, "Whatwas that? Repeat that again." "He said, no-one can do it."Visvamitra replied, "Who said no-one can do it? I can do it." Sothen Vasistha sent word to all the rishis saying, "I am doing ayajna, so you also come. I am going to ask the demigods to take himjust like this." All the rishis came because they were scared ofVisvamitra, that he would curse them too. So they came there, theywere all doing yajna and they were so scared. And then the demigodscame. Indra approached Visvamitra and asked, "Now what is thepurpose of this yajna? What do you need?" Visvamitra replied, "Wewant this man to go to heaven." Indra said, "So many people arecoming to heaven, I have no objection." "No no," Visvamitra replied,"Like this." Indra said, "What? Like this? No, that's notpossible. I can't let him in like this. I can't do it." Visvamitraprotested, "But this is a special case." Indra said, "No, specialcase nothing. I can't do it." Visvamitra said, "All right, if Icannot do it by yajna then I will do it by my austerities." So hetook the shruva, spoon which he was using to pour ghee, and hetouched Tri-shanku and said, "All right, Tri-shanku, fly now toheaven by my power." Then Tri-shanku disappeared from the earthlyplanet, and he was flying, flying through space. Indra was back inhis planet, and everyone was saying, "Indra, look who is coming.It's Tri-shanku." "Tri-shanku?" Indra said in disbelief. Then hetook his Vadra and hit him on the back and Tri-shanku came back atfull speed. So Visvamitra was sitting there peacefully andTri-shanku was crying, "Visvamitra, help me!" Visvamitra said, "Youare not coming back, you are going to heaven!" Visvamitra then usedsome more of his power and sent him back up. And then Indra sent himback again, and Visvamitra sent him back again, and then Indra senthim back. The third time when he was going towards heaven Tri-shankusaid, "I don't want to go to heaven! I would rather go to hell!Anything is better than this. What am I doing in outer space? Yousend me anywhere, but please stop this!" Visvamitra said, "No, Imade a promise to you. That promise must be kept, even if you don'twant. You must go to heaven!" And he sent him back. Indra said, "Idon't want you," and he kicked him back. This time Tri-shanku said,"Please Visvamitra, I don't want heaven. I realize now that it isvery bad to think like that. I just want to be a king somewhere.I'll be a beggar somewhere. Stop pushing me like this." Visvamitrasaid, "No. If they won't let you into heaven, I will create you aheaven. So he created a heaven. He created demigods, he createdIndra, he created Airavata, he crea ted everything by his tapovalam,and austerity was finished. So now, the planet has to be in orbitalso. No more tapovalam, so how are we going to put it in orbit?Then the whole heaven started to come down to earth, because that iswhere it was created. Now Visvamitra said, "O my God! Now heaven iscoming down and everything will be finished! What am I going to do?"Then he lifted his hands and said, "Hari! Hari!" The Lord appearedand asked, "Visvamitra, what is the problem? Usually you callBrahma, you never call Me. What happened to you?" Visvamitra said,"Look, look! Do something please, it is coming down!" The Lordsaid, "What is it? What is falling down?" Visvamitra replied, "Itis my creation." "Oh, it's your creation!" Visnu said. "So youmaintain it, I'm going." "No no no! Don't go, please do something.I only created it, I can't maintain it. It's not possible for me."The Lord said, "I will put my energy into it and maintain it." Sothe Supreme Lord entered into that heaven. This heaven is known asTri-shanku svarga, and it is still existing. The Lord put Tri-shankuthere to please Visvamitra. And then Visvamitra was saved, otherwisethese heavenly planets would come down and burn the earth planet andeverything else would be burnt. Then Narayana said, "Don't get intothis area. My zone is a very difficult zone, creating, maintaining,destroying. This is my work. You simply do tapasya, and blesspeople. Don't try to become Hari or there will be trouble."Visvamitra said, "I have realized it once and for all. I will not dothis any more." Then the Lord was so pleased with him for hisimmediate surrender that He said, "I will become your student inTreta-yuga." So in this way Ramacandra became Visvamitra's student.

Chapter 5: The lifting of the bow

After Rama's fight with the demons Marica and Dusana, Visvamitradidn't come back to Ayodhya, instead he told them, "There is going tobe a big fire sacrifice in Mithila." King Janaka was ruling. SoVisvamitra said, "A great sacrifice and all the rishis and panditswill be there. I will take you there so you can see it." On the wayso many other pastimes happened, these are already famous pastimes.Ahalya, the wife of Gautama Rishi had been cursed to become stone,and she would not be released until Ramacandra touched her with Hislotus feet. Then she would come alive again. So those pastimeshappened within the travel from Visvamitra's ashrama to the presentLucknow, and from there up to Mithila. Mithila, the country ofJanaka is known as Mithila because long before Janaka there was oneking in the Iksvaku dynasty. Vasistha was the guru for a manygenerations, and the king at that time wanted to perform a yajna.Vasistha had agreed to perform a yajna for Indra in the heavenlyplanets, so he told him, "I will finish this yajna, then I will comeback and perform yours." The king did not say anything. He didn'twant to displease Vasistha, he was a great devotee. Vasistha went tothe heavenly planets, and before he came back the king called someother rishis, Gautama and his brother, and he engaged them as priestsand completed his yajna. He did not tell them that Vasistha was onlyin the heavenly planets. Vasistha came back. Very quickly hecompleted his yajna, he didn't even wait for receiving payment forit. He told Indra, "Just keep it in credit and I will collect itlater." Very quickly he returned, but when he got back he saw thatBrahmins were coming out of the palace with cows. "What's happeninghere?" he asked. "Oh, big yajna. It's all over now, though. Wejust received dakshina and now we are going." So Vasistha was veryupset. He called the king and said, "What is this? First you tellme that I should do the yajna, so I finished my job in the heavenlyplanet very quickly and even displeased Indra and his party, and Ihave come here because I am your Kula-guru, your family spiritualmaster. So how is this proper that you have taken some other personand performed the yajna?" The king was still keeping quiet, notsaying anything. Actually Vasistha should not have gone to theheavenly planets to perform yajna because he is the family guru ofthe Iksvaku dynasty. So if Iksvakus are having a yajna he issupposed to do that first, and then if it is necessary he can go tothe heavenly planets. So it was actually a mistake on the part ofVasistha, because he was a little greedy from the great remunerationhe would get from the heavenly planets. A Brahmin should not begreedy. By doing that, a great trouble happens. What was thetrouble? Vasistha became so angry that he said to the king, "Youbecome nirdeha." Deha means "this body" and nir means "without.""So you will be without body." All this time the king wastolerating, but now he said, "What is this? I must perform my yajnaon time, and you went there because you are greedy. Now you arecursing me." So the king got angry with Vasistha and said, "You alsobecome nirdeha." So at the same time, both bodies were lost, andthey both became nirdeha. When Vasistha became nirdeha he was goinghere and there and then one group of rishis who were meditating tookhim and put him inside a pot and kept him inside the pot for a longtime until he could take another body. In the same pot anotherrishi's soul was kept. They became brothers. Vasistha is thereforeknown as kumbha-muni, the rishi coming from a pot, and anotherkumbha-muni was Agastya. He was thumb sized. Not thumb sized of ourthumb, but the thumb of the demigods, so he was much taller than us.In Dvapara-yuga people were ten times taller, eating was ten timesbigger, lifetime was also ten times longer, and in Treta-yuga it wasa hundred times. So now we are living a hundred years, in Dvaparayuga they lived 1000 years, in Treta-yuga it was rs was the lifetimein Satya-yuga. So that is why in Satya-yuga the process ismeditation, because if you are living 100,000 years, what it theproblem with spending 30,000 years meditation? Agastya livedthrough all the yugas. He is even living now in the southern partof India. There is a mountain in South India called Kozwallamountain, and on Kozwalla mountain there are caves, and thescriptures say that Agastya is still there. These rishis arechiran-jivas, meaning that up to Brahma's life-span they will alsolive. So Agastya and Vasistha came from the same pot. In this wayVasistha got his body, and this person who became nirdeha couldn'tget a body because of the rishi's curse, no-one tried to give him anartificial room like Vasistha got. These test tubes are nothingnew. The rishis have been doing it for ages. They take the spermand put it in a pot, create some artificial climate and it wouldgrow in there and become a saintly person. These two rishis becametest tube babies, but the other person just remained nirdeha and heremained for a long time, and then he went to the heavenly planetsand from there to the spiritual world. His dead body was there, soall the saintly people in the country churned the body as there wasno dynasty, just like in the Srimad-Bhagavatam there is the story ofhow Vena's body was churned and Prthu Maharaja came. So thischurning was done, and this churning is called Mithi. When churningthe body you have to keep the foot from the body of that person andtake the leg and then churn it. So this is why it was calledMithila, and the man who came out of that body was called MithiJanaka. Ja means "birth" and Janaka means "one who has taken birthby churning." So Mithi Janaka means "one who has taken his birth bychurning of someone's body." And this Mithi Janaka, he didn't wantto be in Ayodhya because of all the prestige the family had. So heleft Ayodhya and created a separate kingdom, and that kingdom wasknown as Mithila, because the Mithi Janaka created that kingdom so itwas called Mithila. And all his sons were known by the name Janaka.He was Janaka, and then Janaka I, Janaka II, Janaka III and so on.Janaka had a great property in his palace. This property was thebow which was used by Mahadeva, Lord Siva, in a battle between himand Visnu. Once there was a battle between Visnu and Siva. Therewas no cause for this, it was just Narada Muni's jubilation. He wasonce in the assembly of Indra, and Indra was praising Mahadeva. Hewas saying, "Lord Siva has three eyes, and fire comes out of histhird eye and all that." So Narada Muni said, "There are so manySivas. In every universe there are eleven Sivas. My Lord isdifferent. He has no third eye but He knows everything." ThenIndra said, "No no no, you don't know. Visnu is alright, he's theavatar, but Siva is the great powerful person." "If it is so,"Narada said, "Why don't you go and ask Siva to have a fight withVisnu? Then we will see who is more powerful." Then Indra thought,"That would be a nice thing to do," so he went to Kailash. Siva'sbull, Nandi, was asking, "What are you doing on Kailash? This ismeant for people who meditate." Nandi is a great yogi, and anastrologer too. He saw Indra and knew there would be trouble, so hesaid, "Get out of Kailash. You are an enjoyer, so what are youdoing here?" Indra said, "No no, I have only come here for Siva'sdarshana without any motive." Nandi said, "I am an astrologer, andI can see on your face that you have come here to create trouble.Don't give any trouble to my Lord, he is peacefully meditating."Then Indra said, "Let me in Nandi." So he was allowed. When hecame in, Siva was in deep meditation. Indra came in there andprayed to Mahadeva so much, and finally Siva opened his eyes."Indra! Why are you here? There is no trouble happening. I don'tthink you have come here to ask me to fight with someone." Indrasaid, "I must say that I only visit Kailash to ask you to fight withsomeone, but this time it's not a demon." "Who is it then?" Mahadevaasked. "Well we had a little argument," Indra said. "Myself andNarada. I said that you are the most powerful, but Narada said thatVisnu is the most powerful." Siva said, "You see this japa-mala I amholding? Do you know what I am doing with this? Do you know what Iam chanting?" "I heard that you chant Rama's name," Indra replied.Siva said, "So I am chanting Rama's name. And then you are askingwho is more powerful. If I am more powerful than Him, then He mustbe chanting my name. But it would never happen, I am chanting Hisname." Indra said, "That is right, that is Purana, but I want to seeit." Siva said, Why do you want to see it? I am telling you, He isthe most powerful and all power comes from Him. I only destroy thisuniverse, that is all the power I have." So Indra said, "Even thoughyou say these things, I don't believe it." "Why don't you believeit?" "Because you are so powerful that you burnt the fort which wasflying in the sky." Then Siva said, "I know what you are up to. Youwant to have some entertainment. So you go to Visvakarma and ask himto make a bow for me. I am a babaji, but you want me to fight. Soat least give me some weapons." So Visvakarma used his mystic powerand made a bow. This bow was so big that 300 people had to carry it.Actually it was in a cart. The cart had so many wheels, and 300people had to push it to move it an inch, and then they had to restfor half an hour. So this was the size of the bow. It was unstrungalso, the thread was separate. So that was brought in front of LordSiva. "This is a good bow," the said, and took it up. When he tookit up all the demigods fainted. It was such a huge bow and Siva wasjust lifting it so easily. Then Indra was saying, "See? I told you,he's very strong. Don't think that he's just a babaji meditating.He's got so much strength." Siva then strung the bow and he said,"All right, I am ready." Then they went to Brahma and as ked,"Please bring Lord Visnu for a fight." So Brahma went to the milkocean and meditated. Visnu was sitting there in the Svetadvipa, andhe said to Laksmi, "I wonder what Brahma is calling for now?" Laksmisaid, "Maybe some demon is there." "How can a demon have comewithout My knowledge? There is no demon," the Lord said. "Then Youmust also know why he is calling You," Laksmi said. "Yes I do. Hewants Me to have a fight with Lord Siva." "Oh," Laksmi said. "Iwould like to see that." "Then I'll have to do it," the Lord said.So then He got up from His seat and He came to the other side of themilk ocean. He said, "All right Brahma, I am ready." And then Indrasaid, "But there is one condition - You don't bring any bow oranything from Your spiritual world. We will give You something fromthis world. Otherwise You will overpower him easily, we know that.We want a straightforward fight." So Visvakarma made another bow.Siva's bow was called Mahesh-chapa, and Visnu's bow was calledVisnu-chapa. Both were made by Visvakarma and were equal instrength. They were exactly the same. They were copies. So Visnucame and said, "No problem, I will take it." So he took the bow, andhe came and lifted it. When he lifted the bow, because He has got aneternal associate called Sarnga, who is His bow, and when Visnutouches any bow Sarnga will come in there and it will becomeSarnga-dhanu. He took the bow and Sarnga entered. Nobody could seethis happen. So He came and Siva was there, and as soon as Visnu wasin vision of Mahesh, Siva offered his obeisances and clapped hishands, rolling on the floor in ecstasy. Indra said, "What's goingon?" He turned to Narada Muni and said, "Go and tell him to give uphis devotion and fight!" Narada Muni went to Siva and said, "Youhave forgotten that there is supposed to be a fight. You havesurrendered." So then Mahesa said, "Please, bless me so that I canfight with You." Visnu blessed him, "All right. You can fight withMe." So they were fighting, fighti ng, fighting, and it was going onfor a long time. Finally Siva put the bow down and started runningaway from the battlefield, and all sorts of astras were coming out ofSarnga, and Siva ran away. He ran, and he was shouting to Indra, "Itold you! I told you! Now I am in trouble!" Of course, Visnu wasnot angry, he was only smiling. But then all the demigods prayed toVisnu, "Please stop the war. We need Lord Siva." So then the warwas over, and Siva was saved. Visnu took His bow and gave it to onerishi called Rcika. Rcika gave that bow to Jamadagni, another greatrishi. Jamadagni was the father of Parasurama, so that bow of Visnueventually came to Parasurama. Parasurama was holding this bow. Ofcourse, he didn't need this, as he had his axe with which he killedthen ksatriyas twenty-one times. And the bow of Lord Siva was givento one of the Janakas. Not the original Janaka who was made fromchurning. Seven generations after him there was one Janaka calledDevarata Janaka. He was very attractive to the Devas so he was knownas Devarata. Devarata got Siva's bow and he kept it in the palace asa worshippable object. In this way it was coming down in the family,and this Janaka we are dealing with was also worshipping the bow. Hedid not have any children, so they suggested to him to do ahola-yajna. You take a plough and draw a line around the palace.When you move the plough, it will get stuck in the mud, and everytime it gets stuck you have to donate gold to the priests. And everymovement you make it will get stuck, so you have to give gold. Whenall the Brahmins are satisfied, you move it again and when it getsstuck you have to get more gold. In this way you are giving a lot ofcharity and you are getting a lot of blessings so you will getchildren. So Janaka was doing this, moving the plough and givinggold. In one place it got stuck, and after giving all the gold,still the plough would not move on. "There must be some big rockthere," everybody said, so they dug and found a box. And inside thebox was a baby, a female baby, and she looked just like Laksmi. Shewas known as Janaki, the daughter of Janaka, and she grew up in thepalace. She was six years old. Janaka had a brother, and he hadthree daughters. So these four daughters were running around andplaying at the palace. Once they made a stick with a hook on it totake some flowers from the trees. So Janaki was trying to get it,but somehow or other there was a mystic tree there, and whenever shereached up, it grew more. Somebody was in that tree. So Janakicould not get it and she was the only daughter of the emperor, so shewas very frustrated. "I want to get it, and I know what I will useto get it." She ran into the puja room, and in there was this bigbow inside a box. She opened the box and took the bow in her hands,and then she walked outside with the bow. When the soldiers saw herthey all swooned. Three hundred people were supposed to push thecart, and this little girl was holding the bow. Whoever was able tostay conscious ran to Janaka and said, "Do you know what's happening?Your little girl is holding Lord Siva's bow!" "Send this man to thedoctor," Janaka said. "There's something wrong with his head." Thenanother lady came and said, "Yes, yes, it's true! And if you want tosee it come quickly." "What's wrong with these people?" Janaka said.Then he called his doctor. "Supply 1000 lemons to the palace. Andput at least 500 lemons on these people's heads, to cool them down."And then Janaka's minister came running and said, "No, it is no joke.I just saw it myself." This time Janaka said, "It must be true," sohe came running, and the last thing he saw was Janaki lifting the bowinto the box. Then she came towards Janaka as if she had donenothing. When questioned by Janaka, she innocently said that she hadperformed no great task. But Janaka had seen it happen, and he wentto his ministers and said, "My daughter must be haunted by some bigbrahma-rakshasa ghost, more powerful than Lord Siva. Otherwis blethat she is able to lift it?" So then the ministers thought over itand said, "Janaka, we think that your daughter is Maha-laksmi. Fromall the symptoms of her bodily features, we can understand that sheis none other than Laksmi. And if she is Laksmi, then naturally herLord is Narayana. Now your problem is, how are you going to getNarayana to marry her? There is no Narayana here." Then Janaka cameup with an idea. He said, "Anyone who can take this bow and stringit will marry my daughter." All the ministers laughed. They said,"In this way your daughter is going to remain unmarried. Because whoon this earth has the strength to do this?" Janaka said, "Narayanaobviously knows that Laksmi is here. He is not going to leave herunmarried. She is not going to take some woman sannyasa or anything.No. Narayana must come here." So everyone was shocked. They weresaying, "What is this man doing? This is as good as saying, `No-onecan marry my daughter.'" Anyway, this was going on, and a yajna wasperformed. The special feature of this yajna was that they weregoing to bring the bow and put it for darshana, and the ksatriyakings could try. So Visvamitra knew this, so he told Rama andLaksmana, "This is the bow used by Lord Siva, and if you want to seeit I will take you there." "We must see it," they said. Rama andLaksmana came there, and the rest of the story is known. We are onlydealing with those parts of the story that are not well-known. Allthe ksatriyas came and they were seeing the bow and Janaka toldVisvamitra, "You must call your young student to come and have a lookat this." So Ramacandra came and saw it, and Laksmana said, "Tryit." Janaka announced, "If anyone wants to try and string this bowand get my daughter, then please come." So one or two very puffed-upksatriya kings came. The first one could not lift it, and anothergot his hand stuck between the floor and the bow, and he had to bepulled out. Just then the whole assembly became dark and the earthwas shaking. They heard someone laughing loudly. So then Janakacaught hold of Visvamitra's hand and said, "Tell me what is nowhappening." Visvamitra said, "This must be a demon. Very soon hewill enter." In another three minutes there was a flash of light,and between the light came Trilokeshvara, Ravana. He had arrangedthat before he came, two other demons would precede him and announce,"Trilokeshvara Ravana is coming." Everyone was scared, "What is thisdemon doing in our assembly?" So then Ravana appeared. "What isthis svayamvara? You are all spineless people. You can't even liftthis bow! You must know who I am. I am Ravana, and I have liftedKailash with Lord Siva on it. This is only his bow. This is the bowof Lord Siva, and Lord Siva, his whole family, his entire troop ofghosts and goblins and the whole Kailash mountain was lifted by me,and I flew to Lanka. That is my strength." So then everybodythought, "He can easily lift this bow." So Ravana came, and he puthis hands on each side, and he lifted the bow. Everyone was amazed."Ah! He has lifted the bow!" Then Lord Siva in Kailash wasthinking, "What's going on? I didn't leave it for him. I left itfor Lord Rama." So then Siva went inside the bow and pressed down.Ravana got stuck. That also happened when he lifted Kailashmountain, when he put it down he got stuck. Now he was also stuck.He was crying and pleading, and finally Lord Siva let go, and he gothis hand out. And then Rama came, but he didn't use two hands, onlyone. He put his foot on the other end of the bow and he took thestring. As he pulled it, the bow broke into two pieces. Everyoneclapped their hands, and flowers fell from heaven. Then LordRamacandra got married to Sita, and those other three girls weremarried to Bharata, Satrughna and Laksmana. And they were comingback to Ayodhya. On the way back, again everything became dark andthe earth shook, and all the birds stopped singing. Dasaratha askedVisvamitra, "Is Ravana coming again?" " No, this is Parasurama,"Visvamitra said. "He is about one hundred miles away, that is why itis shaking. He is angry." Dasaratha said, "What are you going todo? Are you going to do anything to protect us?" And he askedVasistha too. They replied, "In this we have only one opinion.Usually we have two opinions, but here we have only one opinions.We're going to lay down and close our eyes, because Parasurama iscoming." So they laid down and closed their eyes, and Parasurama wascoming closer and closer, and he was doing his umkara. Every step hewas taking he was going, "Oom! Oom!" And by this sound all ofDasaratha's army fainted, and the elephants screamed. By hisattachment to Rama, Dasaratha didn't faint, because he wanted to lookafter Rama. Finally when Parasurama came, only two people wereconscious, the supremely conscious people, Rama and Laksmana. EvenBharata and Satrughna were on the ground. Rama looked at Laksmanaand said, "You have planned something?" So then Parasurama came tohim and said, "Who is this Rama?" Ramacandra said, "It is you. Youare the only Rama. You are Parasurama. Who else is Rama?"Parasurama said, "Some young child from Iksvaku's dynasty, how darehe break Lord Siva's bow? I have controlled the ksatriyas so much.I have finished them all. And now someone else is coming. He mustknow that I am still here." Ramacandra said, "No, no, what's theproblem? I didn't break it, but the bow was so weak that I justlifted it and it broke into two pieces." Parasurama said, "You meanto say that You are so strong and Lord Siva's bow is so weak? So theksatriyas are becoming strong again, and I am not going to leave itlike that. If you think that you are so powerful, then why did youinsult Lord Siva? You don't think that you have done aparadha? He'sthe great Mahesha and you broke his bow! And how does this Janakamake a svayamvara like this, that someone should string Siva's bow?So he is also an impostor. Now again I will start, and I will finishall of you. Finish Dasaratha, finish Janaka, finish everyone." Sothen Ramacandra said, "Yes, many people are supposed to be finished,but it is supposed to be done by me." Parasurama said, "Now you arecompeting with me?" He took his axe and said, "You look at this."Rama and Laksmana paid obeisances. "Why are you paying namaskara tomy axe?" Parasurama asked. They replied, "Because it killed all thebad ksatriyas. It is a famous weapon. It is a weapon of Visnu, andwe are in the Surya dynasty so we must pay our obeisances." SoParasurama was perplexed. At one point they are instructing, andthen they are paying obeisances. "There is something here that I amnot able to figure out," Parasurama said. "So I will have to givethem a test." Then he addressed them. "If you are so courageousand so strong, I will give you the bow of Visnu. Let us see if youcan string it." Ramacandra said, "Anything you give, I will take,and anything you say I will do by your blessing." So thenParasurama closed his eyes and lifted his hands. He was invokingSarnga-dhanu, the original bow of Visnu. He was calling andcalling, but it was not coming. And then he opened his eyes, and hesaw that Rama was already holding it, and it was already strung.Then he said, "You are the source of all strength. Now I understandthat it is you and not me. You are the Rama, I am not the Rama. SoI have no worries, and now I will only do meditation. That was whatI was doing, but Narada came to me and said, `What are you doing,Parasurama? The ksatriyas are becoming powerful again.' And hetold me that some king, he didn't tell me who, he just told me thatsome king has a son, and this son has broken Lord Siva's bow. Henever told me it was You." So then Parasurama paid obeisances, andRamacandra said, "Now what am I supposed to do? I have strung thebow, I have put and arrow upon it. I need some object. I am Rama.My arrow and my word never go wrong. This arrow has to get anobject. So where should I aim it? You tell me. You ust then hesaw Mother Sita. "Oh!" he exclaimed. "You look horrible with thistree bark and renunciate clothing on. This is the dress of arenunciate, not of a grhasta. You come with me." Compared to him,Sita was very small, and she was wondering, "What is this demontrying to do me?" So he told Sita, "After finishing these two, Iwill reduce my form and then we will be a good match." Ramacandrasaid to Laksmana, "Look what has happened! You had so many plansthat we would go to Dandakaranya and kill all the demons and returnto Ayodhya. But now, my wife is gone. Look, she is being carriedaway by this demon! We can't do anything, look what he has on histrident." Laksmana said, "Why are you saying all this? Just finishhim!" So they both took their swords, and they cut his legs, and hefell down. Then they brought Sita away, and they began cutting thedemon into pieces. The demon was screaming and shouting, "Who areyou? Tell me!" Ramacandra replied, "I am the son of King Dasaratha,and this is my brother Laksmana." Immediately the demon said, "I amactually a gandharva, and I was cursed to become a demon. They toldme that only when Rama and Laksmana cut me into pieces would I berelieved of this curse. So please do it, quickly, and then dig a bighole and bury me there." So they did that, then from the hole cameTumburu, a great gandharva musician who had been cursed by Kuvera forsinging some sense gratification songs. So he told Ramacandra, "Ifyou walk this way in Dandakaranya, you will come to the ashrama ofSarabanga Rishi, and then you will find so many rishis. Eventuallyyou will come to Agastya, and he will give you divine weapons. Afterreceiving these weapons you will go to Pancavati, and in Pancavatisome bad things will happen, but I won't tell you what they are.However, these deeds will make you most famous." In this way Tumburuwas sent there in disguise, and Ramacandra entered into theDandakaranya forest, and h is pastimes with the different rishis willbe discussed later. At the end of Dandakaranya, after Sita was takenaway, and Jatayu was given cremation by Ramacandra, Rama and Laksmanawere coming to Kishkinda, because one rishi told Ramacandra that inKishkinda they would get information where Mother Sita was. As theyreached Kishkinda, there was a very very old man with matted locks ofhair walking in front of Lord Rama. He looked at them and said, "Youare saintly people, or are you kings, or are you hunters, ordemigods? Please tell me who you are. I am a beggar in this area,and anyone who comes here, I beg something from them. So accordingto your business I will make my demand. You tell me whether you area demigod or a king or saintly person." So Ramacandra looked atLaksmana and said, "This is a wonderful beggar. According to thestandard of the donors his demands increase or decrease." Then helooked at the beggar, and he saw a wonderful diamond necklace on hisneck. He said, "You are a strange beggar. You have a very nicediamond necklace, and yet you are begging. I can't understand. Youhave so much wealth. How can one have such a nice necklace, andstill be begging?" The old man said, "You are able to see mynecklace?" Ramacandra replied, "Yes, I can see it." Then the beggarasked, "Is he able to see my necklace?" So Rama asked Laksmana, "Canyou see it?" Laksmana said, "No. I don't see a thing." Ramacandraasked, "How come I can see the necklace and Laksmana can't?" Thenthe sage very excitedly began to explain. And this is explained inthe next story.

Chapter 6: Birth and youth of Hanuman

Hanuman is originally the son of Vayu, the air god. And he is alsoan expansion of Lord Siva. All the demigods were helping LordRamacandra in his battle. Lord Siva was thinking, "I must also helphim." So long before Lord Ramacandra incarnated, Lord Siva had apastime. Once Siva and Parvati were playing in Kailash, and they sawa monkey. Lord Siva, by looking at this monkey, he also took theform of a monkey. Parvati also took the form of a monkey, and theyplayed. During that time, Lord Siva gave Parvati a conception. Thenimmediately she became Parvati again and said, "I'm not going to givebirth to a monkey." So Siva said, "Well you have a conception so nowyou have to give birth to it." Parvati said, "No no, when you gavethe conception you were a monkey, so my son will become a monkey.Already I have an elephant, that is enough. I can't have this." SoSiva said, "All right then, I will make some arrangement." Siva thencalled Vayu, and Vayu came there. Once before Siva had given aconception and Agni had carried it, and Agni had said that he wouldnever do it again. So Vayu came, and Siva said, "Vayu, you have notdone anything to me up till now, so please do this for me. Take thisconception and look after it." Vayu said, "But you are the most hotperson, and I am going to be carrying this around when I am supposedto be cooling everything. The wind will be hot." Siva said, "Youmake some arrangement." So Vayu was carrying this conceptionwondering what to do, and then he saw the sapta-rishis goingsomewhere. He went before them and asked, "This is a conception fromLord Siva. This has to be preserved until the Supreme Lordincarnates as Ramacandra. That is a long time away, but it has to bekept. Please make some arrangement." The sapta-rishis said, "Oh wewill make some arrangement." So they went to origin of the Mandakiniriver and they took a leaf which was made of metal, and put theconception there. In this way it was preserved, and Vayu wassupposed to come and see that to the heavenly planets. You do notwant this?" And then she remembered all her previous activities.She took that conception, and what was this conception? It wasoriginally conceived by Lord Siva, carried by Vayu for so long, andVayu gave it to her, so it was Vayu's son and it was Siva's angsha,or expansion. And then Anjaneya was born. As soon as he was born hegrew into a sixteen year old boy. That was the potency of Lord Siva.So then Anjana immediately rose up to go to the heavens, and Anjaneyacaught hold of her cloth and said, "Wait a minute, where are yougoing? You gave birth to me, and now you are leaving? What will Ieat?" She was looking around, and it was sunset so she said, "Anyfruit which is as red and as ripe as the sun planet, you can eat it."Then she left, and he was very hungry. He thought and then said,"Why as red as sun and as ripe as sun? Why not just eat sun?" So hejumped up, and straight away went to the sun planet and jumped on thechariot of Lord Suryadeva. He was extending his hands, and he tookthe whole sun planet and reduced it to a small ball and put it in hismouth. Just then he looked and saw Rahu coming. "I am going to eatthe sun," Rahu said. Rahu always says this but he only ever halfeats it. So then Anjaneya said, "Oh you are going to eat the sun?Well I have already eaten the sun and now I will eat you also." Sothen he swallowed Rahu. Indradeva had been sitting in his seatdiscussing politics, but suddenly everything had become dark. Agniwas there, so due to his light he could see. He asked Agni, "Why isthis? Why is there no light?" Agni replied, "Somebody has taken thesun away." "What? Somebody has taken the sun away?" Agni said,"Why are you wondering who has taken it? Just use yourshabda-viddhi." Shabda-viddhi means that just by hearing the soundyou shoot your weapon. So he threw his vadra. While throwing it hewas already jumping on his white elephant, Airavata, and he wascoming. Anjaneya looke that everything was dark, and then he sawthis white elephant coming. "Oh, I will eat that also," and then hejumped on Airavata. While he was jumping on Airavata, the vadracame, and hit Anjaneya on his teeth. Anjaneya quickly caught hold ofit. Indra turned around and saw Anjaneya holding the vadra, and hethought, "This must be some big Visnu avatar. I'd better keep quiet.Out of living entities, only Indra can hold this thunderbolt, so hemust be some incarnation with a tail." So Indra went back. NowAnjaneya had the sun, Rahu and this vadra weapon, and he went back tohis place in Kishkinda to eat it. He sat down looking at this vadra,and thought, "Should I bite it or chew it?" At that time everyonewent to Brahma and asked him, "What is happening in this universe?Rahu is gone, sun is gone." Brahma said, "Don't worry. This is thepotency of Lord Siva, and this person is a great devotee of LordRama." Brahma lives for a long time, and so many Ramayanas arehappening. So he knows that it is almost the same every time, butthe pastime is a little different in each kalpa. So he said, "Thisis Hanuman. All of us have to go there and touch his feet and beghim. If you do that you will get the sun, otherwise no sun." So allthe demigods came, thirty three crores of them. They all came therewith folded hands. "Please Anjaneya, open your mouth." He was upsetbecause Indra's vadra had hit him on his teeth. "You have alreadybroken my jaw. If I open my mouth you will just break my other jaw."So then Brahma said, "My dear boy, I will give you anything you like.You can live as long as I live." Anjaneya was not satisfied. ThenAgni came forward and said, "Fire will not burn you." Still he wasnot satisfied, so Indra came forward. "You are already holding myVadra, so what benediction can I give you? But I tell you this, youwill become the most famous, as famous as me." Still not satisfied.Then Vayu came. "You will be as fast as me." He smiled a littlebit. One by one they all came and offered benedictions, and aftereveryone came and offered benedictions, still Anjaneya was notsatisfied. Brahma said, "Don't worry, I will use my mystic powers."And he read Anjaneya's mind. Anjaneya was thinking "Why is there nofruit in this world?" Brhaspati came to know of his desire and hecame forward and said, "Anjaneya, I will give you all the fruits inthis world, and I will give you the knowledge of Ayurveda by whichyou will know all the fruits, all the plants, and all the trees. Anyplant in the creation, you will know it, and what is the use of ityou will will also know. This is my benediction to you." ThenDhanvantari spoke, "I will be at your command. You put any medicineon anyone and they will come alive." So Anjaneya opened his mouth,and the Sun-god was there, and the demigods were very much satisfied.So then Brahma called him "Hanuman." Hanuman means one who has gotsome kind of a defect in his teeth. That is the meaning of Hanuman.Hanuman is also known as Vajranga, which means the same thing. Vajrameans teeth and anga means missing one part. One other name for himis Marut-suta, the son of the wind god. He is known as Anjaneya, theson of Anjana. And lastly he is known as Mahavira, or a great king.These are some different names of Hanuman. And then Brahma gave hima diamond necklace, and told him, "This is the highest benedictionyou can get. You will be the eternal servant of the eternal Lord,and only the eternal Lord will be able to recognize this necklace.That means you will be recognized by him, and he will be recognizedby you as the one who recognized the necklace." When Ramacandraasked the beggar, "What kind of a beggar are you? You have awonderful necklace on your neck." So Hanuman immediately recognized,that this is my worshippable Lord. And he immediately surrendered toHim. In this way he went to Sugriva, and Hanuman had so many otherexploits too, when he was a small boy. After the sun-swallowingpastime there were so many other pastimes. He used to take elephantsand tigers and play with them. One day he caught hold of a very wiseelephant. He was holding it by the tusk, and he was also holding atiger by the tail, and swinging them around. They were making somesound. This was Hanuman's fun. And then he saw an ashrama. Thesage who lived here had never gotten angry in his life. He was knownfor his sense control. Hanuman thought to himself, "Now we will testhis sense control." So he put the tiger and the elephant tied uptogether in front of his ashrama. This was early in the morning, during the brahma-muhurta time. So the rishi slowly opened the doorand took his lota for taking bath. And then he looked out and sawthis tiger, so he closed the door quickly. Up to that time he hadconstipation, but when he saw this tiger suddenly he felt naturecalling. So he had to go out. But what could he do? There was atiger outside his door. He looked out the door again, and this timehe saw the elephant as well, so he quickly shut the door again. Hehad to pass. But how could he pass inside? He had to go out of thewindow, and there was a tree outside of the window, and he looked upand saw Hanuman at the top of the tree. "So you are the cause ofthis mischief. Come here!" Hanuman thought, "He's becoming angry.I must go." So he came down, and he became small and entered thewindow. The rishi gave Hanuman a curse that limited his strength."Why did you curse me like this?" Hanuman asked. "This is only goodfor you. You are having your strength controlled so you can use itonly for the Lord's service. And when the service is coming, theLord will arrange for someone to remind you." So then Hanuman said,"I will never tie an elephant to a tiger any more. And I willcertainly not put it in front of your ashrama. I'll put it somewhereelse." So then he came back, and he did not play for a whole week.Ketari was asking, "Hanuman, how come there have been no complaintsfrom anyone for a whole week? Have you become a good boy?" Hanumansaid, "I don't want to give trouble to anyone." Then they heard asound, a very nice sound. Ketari said, "What is this? It is NaradaMuni coming!" Hanuman asked, "Who is this person?" Ketari replied,"He is a very great soul. He doesn't need any introduction. Youjust go to him and you will find out the greatness of this man."Immediately Hanuman jumped up and Narada was just on his way pasttheir place, going to see some rishi, so Hanuman jumped in his wayand paid pranams. "Narada Muni, I heard that you are a very greatperson, so you must b less me. Without blessing me, you are notallowed to go." Narada said, "What blessing do you want?" Hanumansaid, "Already the demigods have given me so many blessings. Icannot think of anything else, so you think of a blessing, and yougive it to me." Narada thought, "What blessing does Hanuman nothave?" And so he said, "You will become expert in music." That wasthe only benediction left to give. So Hanuman got that benediction,and Narada Muni said, "So I have given you the benediction, and nowI am going." Hanuman said, "One minute, one minute." "What do youwant?" Narada asked. "How will I know that I am the most expert inmusic?" Hanuman inquired. "My father told me that you are the mostexpert in music, so you must do me a favour today. Give me thebenediction that I will be more expert than you." So Narada said,"All right, I will sit somewhere and listen to you." "Shall I startsinging?" Hanuman asked. "Yes." Narada Muni put his vina on arock, and he sat down on the ground. So Hanuman selected that tunewhich would melt the rock, and he began to sing it. The rockmelted, and the vina was in the liquid. He was singing and singing,and the vina was floating in the liquid rock. Narada was closinghis eyes and enjoying, and he said, "All right Hanuman, you are thebest musician. You can stop singing now." Hanuman said, "You openyour eyes and tell me if I should I stop singing." Narada said,"How do you mean?" Hanuman replied, "You open your eyes." SoNarada opened his eyes and looked around. He didn't notice the vinafloating in the stone water. "Yes, you can stop singing." So thenHanuman stopped singing, and the liquid stone became rock, and thevina got stuck. Narada said, "I am going," and he took his vina,but it wouldn't move. "What did you do, Hanuman?" Hanuman said, "Ionly sung a song. You told me to sing a song, and you also gave methe ability. Now you are complaining. I have been a good boy for awhole week." Narada said, "One week of doing nothing means thatbefore that week you did too much." And then Hanuman told him allabout what he had done, swallowing the sun etc, and Narada becamevery pleased. Then he said, "Now whatever it was, you please singthe tune again, so I can get my vina." Hanuman said, "Well, I don'tknow...." Narada Muni said, "Please do it!" "No I won't," Hanumansaid, and he jumped up and ran inside the palace. Narada Muni camein there and called out, "Hey Hanuman, come and get my vina out! Ihave to go." Just then Ketari came out, and when he saw Narada Munihe touched his feet. "What is my son doing, he is giving you sometrouble?" Narada said, "Oh no, no trouble, just that he got my vinastuck in the rock." Ketari said, "Oh no, he has started his mischiefagain. Hanuman, get Narada's vina out of the rock!" And thenHanuman said, "I want Narada Muni's feet to touch every room in thispalace, that is why I was doing this. Now he has touched all therooms, and I will release his vina. The dust from his lotus feet isso rare that what is the use of just having it in one part of ourkingdom? We should have it all over." Narada said, "You are alreadyblessed, because you are Lord Rama's eternal servant." So Hanumanwent and sung for Narada, who quickly took his vina and left. Inthis way, Hanuman had so many wonderful pastimes. Then he toldKetari, "I want to get education. I have so many benedictions, but Ineed some education too, I need vidya. I am very much hankering forvidya." Ketari said, "But who could give you vidya? You have somany benedictions, but you also have uncontrollable behaviour. Ican't find a guru for you, because you are so strong, and so naughtyalso." Hanuman said, "This means that you are not going to performthe duty of the father. You're not giving me any education." Ketarisaid, "I have to give you education, but you do one thing. You go tothe Sun-god. He is the most powerful. Some time ago he wassuppressed by you, but I can't think of anyone else. So you go tohim." Hanuman went to see the Sun-god, and when the Sun-god sawHanuman coming, he said, "It's Hanuman again. What is he here for?He's grown up now, so he must have stopped playing his mischief."Hanuman came up and paid his obeisances. The Sun-god said, "What areyou here for now? Whom are you going to swallow?" Hanuman objected,"No, no, all that was because I was in ignorance. I still have somuch ignorance, but I want to get some knowledge. I've heard thatyou are a great pandit, so please teach me. I've come to join yourgurukula." So then the Sun-god looked down. He has a big sittingplace in the front of his chariot. There, there are six millionrishis sitting, and they are constantly reciting Yajur-veda, Rg-veda,Sama-veda and Atharva-veda to the Sun-god. So he looked to see ifthere was any vacant seat, but the whole place was filled up, so hesaid, "Sorry, but no admission." Hanuman said, "If there is no seatthen I will stand and learn from you." The Sun-god said, "But I haveto keep moving. If you stand in front of me then I won't be able tomove and the seasons won't be there. I will be in trouble." Hanumansaid, "Then I will move and learn." The Sun-god said, "All right.But you have to face me and move backwards. In this way you have tolisten to me, and whatever I say you have to learn. I won't repeatit." So Hanuman was there in front of the Sun-god, and he waswalking backwards. He was so sense-controlled that he could join theorbit of the sun. In 60 orbits he learnt everything, Rg, Sama, Yajurand Atharva. The Sun-god spoke it, he heard it and immediately heknew it. And then he said, "Now I have finished. Everything youhave said I have heard and I remember it." The Sun-god said, "Verygood, but you have to give me some dakshina." Hanuman said, "Wellwhat do you want? Do you want Indra's crown? You tell me anythingand I will get it for you in a second." The Sun-god said, "No, Idon't want any of that. Only one guru-dakshina I need from you. Ihave a monkey friend. You must become his minister. You must alwaysprotect his life." Hanuman said, "Oh? You have a monkey friend, andI should protect him? This is only glory for me. I will do it, Iwill protect him as my life." And then the Sun-god told him who wasthat monkey. It was Sugriva, and he is the son of the Sun-god. HowSugriva became the Sun-god's son is a wonderful story. There was onelady who was known as Narayani, and her husband was calledugra-tapas. That means "ferocious austerities," but he never did anyausterities. He was only engaged in sense gratification. He becameso diseased and paralysed that he had to be carried in a basket.Narayani would carry him in a basket so that he could go to differentplaces and get sense gratification. Ugra-tapas told Narayani, "Youmust take me to such and such prostitute today." So she was carryinghim. While Ugra-tapas was in the basket and Narayani was carryinghim, there was one rishi whose name was Bishmanda Rishi, and he hadbeen put on a trident by a king because of some misunderstanding, andwas suffering in that condition. He had tri-kala-jnah, knowledge ofpast, present and future, and when he saw Ugra-tapas he knew he wasgoing to a prostitute's place, and that he was crippled and beingcarried by his wife. So he got so upset, and forgot about his pain.He called out, "Hey Ugra-tapas, what are you doing? Your name isUgra-tapas, and what is your life like? And now you are asking yourwife to carry you to a prostitute's when you are paralysed. Whatkind of a person are you? You should die immediately. When the sunrises tomorrow you will die." When Narayani heard this she said,"When the sun rises tomorrow my husband will die? Then I curse thatthe sun will not rise." She cursed the sun. So the sun becamemotionless. The Sun-god's charioteer Aruna was getting ready,packing the horses etc, and then he looked back and saw the sun hadbecome static. "Oh? It is a vacation for me. I never got anyholiday, because t here was never any chance. Let me have some fun."So he went and asked the sages that sit on the Sun-god's chariot,"How come the sun is not moving any more?" "This is the curse of achaste lady," they replied. "How long will this curse last?" Arunaasked. "At least one day." "That's good," Aruna said. "One day isgood. I can enjoy nicely." So Aruna got one day's holiday. He wasthinking, "How can I enjoy this day? It never happened in thecreation before, and it will probably never happen again. The sunnever goes on holiday. I only have one day, so I must get thehighest enjoyment." So he took a book, like a tourist guide for theheavenly planets, and he found out that Indra was having a specialfeast and dinner in respect of some great personality, and Menaka wasdancing at that festival. "Oh I must go and see that," he said. Butin this party, only the invited guests were allowed. You had tobring an invitation, and you had to be dressed in a special design.It was only Indra's close friends. So he was wondering, "How will Igo? I know, I will also become a dancer." So he turned into awoman, Aruna became Aruni. And this Aruni was so beautiful, becausehe always sat with the sun and he was shining so brightly. He camein front of Indra's palace. The gateman said, "Hey, who are you?""I am Menaka's make--up assistant," she said. She forgot to put oneline on her face, so I have to do it. I am the only one who isexpert enough." "All right, you may come." So then Aruni entered.Menaka was dancing on one side and Aruni was hiding. And then Indrawas looking through the crowd, and suddenly he saw Aruni. "She ismore beautiful that Menaka," he said. So he immediately cancelledthe party, and started showing everyone out. Aruni was going toleave, but Indra caught hold of her and said, "Wait a minute! Whoare you?" Aruni said, "I am Menaka's make-up assistant. Leave mealone! I am going." "No you are not going, you are staying," Indrasaid. "I'm staying wh ere?" "With me," Indra said. "No, I am notstaying with you. I know your history," Aruni said. Indra said,"No, no, I will keep you next to Indrani." Aruni objected, "Even ifyou keep me more than Indrani, I cannot be here because I am a man."Indra said, "Don't play these games with me, I know you are a woman."Aruni said, "No I am not a woman! I am a man! I just turned myselfinto this form." Indra said, "Even then, you are the most beautifulwoman that I have seen." Aruni said, "If you were to give me aconception, who would bring up the child? I am the charioteer of theSun-god." Indra said, "Whatever or whoever you are, and whateverwill come out of it, I'm going to enjoy you." Aruni agreed, andimmediately there was a conception, and a demigod was born. And thenAruni ran, because it was getting late already, and the Sun-god wasslowly getting his movement back. At the last moment Aruna jumped onthe chariot and grabbed the reins. The Sun-god said, "You're surecutting it fine. Where did you go?" "Oh, nowhere," Aruna answered."Tell me!" "Oh, I went to Indra's planet." "What did he do to you?"the Sun-god asked. "He gave me a conception." "How did he give youa conception?" Aruna said, "It's getting late now, we only have afew moments." The Sun-god said, "A few moments is alright. It needsonly one moment. Let me see that beautiful form." Aruna objected,"No, no. This will only cause more trouble." "No, I must see," saidthe Sun-god. "You are my servant." "Alright," said Aruna, and hebecame Aruni. In the next moment there was another conception. Sothis is demigod life. Only a very few of them are thinking of Visnu.The bulk of them think of Visnu only when the demons come, and thenwhen the demons leave they go back to their sense gratification. Itis mentioned in the Visnu Purana that one who hears this story losesthe attraction for going to the heavenly planets. So now two babieswere crying. This was not usually the way that birth happened in theheavenly planets, so all the demigods were disturbed in their sensegratification. They all went to Brahma and Brahma approached Indra, saying,"You are the cause of this problem. You settle this down." "I can'thave babies in the heavenly planets," Indra said. "We'll have togive them to someone." Then he remembered the king of Varanasa,Riksharaja, who had no children. He was performing austerities toplease Indra so he could get a son. A benediction from the demigodsis usually something that demigods don't want in the heavenlyplanets, so they give it away. So Riksharaja was standing on one legto get some children, and Indra came and said, "Why are you standingon one leg? Here are two babies you can have." So they had twosons, Bali and Sugriva. Bali was the son of Indra, and Sugriva wasthe son of the Sun-god. And the Sun-god got the benediction ofguru-dakshina from Hanuman that he would always protect Sugriva. Inthis way, when Bali was anointed the king after Riksharaja, Sugrivabecame his minister, and Hanuman became the counsellor or minister ofSugriva.